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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 08:00

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Everyone loved it.

Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Do you know of a female masseuse that does door-to-door service in Bangalore?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Then came..

Children of slain Minnesota lawmaker Melissa Hortman: 'We are devastated' - ABC News

Still no good

Freaks and Cheeks

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Theory Proposing Three-Dimensional Time as the “Primary Fabric of Everything” Could Unify Quantum Physics and Gravity - The Debrief

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No way

Why is Taylor Swift re-recording her albums?

Minds and Behinds

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

share office space ...

What measures do celebrities take to protect their images from being used for commercial purposes without permission? How much does this typically cost them?

Thumbs down again.

So they tried

No, not a chance

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Hysterias & Posteriors

So, the docs changed it to read

SEC clears Trump Media filing, opening door to multi-billion-dollar Bitcoin buy - The Block

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Unacceptable again!

How good do you sing and how do you know this?

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Next, they tried...

What happens to single guys when they get older?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Loons and Moons

How long can someone with narcissistic tendencies maintain a facade of fake love before their true self is revealed? Is there a specific trigger or amount of time that causes them to reveal their true nature?

Just Forget it!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Nuts and Butts

Junk Food Alert: Our Bodies Treat Ultra-Processed Foods Like Foreign Invaders! - Glass Almanac

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No go.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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