What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Bible.. Hm.?

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

I don't like

What did one boob say to the other boob

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But this is not

Innocent before proven guilty

I don't like religions.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Lose lips shimk ships.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Your going to be alright just relax

Maybe leave out

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Deuteronomy 17

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

You shall not bear false witness.

This isn't going to, hurt.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I like God is love and lives within you.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?